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The Holy Grail of Christmas Parties
Rules
RULES
The first rule of The Ultimate Dinner is:
you do not talk about The Ultimate Dinner .
The second rule of The Ultimate Dinner is:
you DO NOT talk about The Ultimate Dinner!
Third rule of The Ultimate Dinner:
someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the dinner is over.
Just joking.
The rules of The Ultimate Dinner are as follows:
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Invitations will be mailed
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You must present your invitation at the door - no exceptions
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No plus ones - no exceptions
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No food substitutions or special orders - no exceptions
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No phone calls or texting at the table - no exceptions
Location
LOCATION
The place is Martha's Vineyard.
The specific location will be revealed by text seven days before the party.ty.
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